Ohlinger reunion fun!

Last Sunday, I went with my mom and dad to the Ohlinger family reunion. It was way fun!Here's me and my gramps. He takes me outside and we play a lot.
Here I am begging for some of my mom's chocolate cupcake.
Still begging. I mean, you'd give me some, right?
Grampa had this cool game where you throw beanbags through this hole. I am really good at, even though I tend to fall through the hole.
This is not at the reunion. This is me dancing with my beads. For some reason, this naked bead dancing concerns my mom. I don't get it.

Holy haircut, Batman!

Last Saturday, my mom and dad took me on a little outing. I was immediately suspicious. Turns out they were taking me to get my first haircut! IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!I did not like the cape. I did not care about the My Little Pony video they turned on for me. The girl sprayed me with water. She made me sit in a Bumbo seat (which I am far too big for). Nothing about this was good...
...until she gave me a sucker. I had never had a sucker before. They are good. I got to have two.
Look at how cute I am now!

After my mom had agreed to a cute little bob haircut for me, she kind of had a breakdown. I mean, didn't she know that in order to have a bob haircut, they would have to cut off all of my baby curls? Duh, Mom.

Mom's day off

Once a week, my mom gets a day off and I get to go to Tina's. I love it there and I have so much fun, but I have no idea what she does all day or why she would want to hang out by herself, but she likes it. Yesterday, she used her day off to make me a dress out of an old shirt. The whole day. And then it was too small and she had to adjust it. I thought she was going to go cuckoo-bananas, but I like my dress now that it's done!
All the pictures are sideways because Mom still has not figured out how to turn them.This is the back (obviously). It has buttons down the back so it's easy to put on.
I was watching Handy Manny here and could not be bothered to take a photo.
This dress is really comfy to golf in!

getting ornery

So my mom says I'm getting ornery. I do not agree, but she has submitted the following photos as evidence.Here I have rubbed my dinner in my hair. Not the whole dinner though, most of it I threw on the floor.
So I ate an entire green marker. It was non-toxic. I don't understand the problem.
A lot of times, when my mom wants me to come to her, I just run away. Then she has to get off her butt and chase me. I think it's funny!
This is what she calls my "sass face." Whatever.

Summer fun

Happy summer everyone! I am having so much fun at home with my mom. I have been getting all sorts of cool stuff to play with, and I put some pictures of them on here for you to see!

Here's me in my new chair. My mom made it for me and it's so sturdy I can stand up in it (even though I get in trouble when I do)!
My mom and Aunt Kelly had a garage sale. I tried to steal Mom's earnings, but she caught me, took me to daycare, and spent the money on herself. How rude!
This is my favorite toy of all. Evidently, it's supposed to go in the water, but I hate the water, so I use it in my living room. My duck always likes to ride with me!
This is my newest toy, a stroller. I carry everything in it! On this trip, I was taking Lora the carrot for a ride. Personally, I think I look really cool.
Last weekend I went to see my grammy and grampy Untiedt in Lake Park. A lot of Mom and Dad's friends came up, and Jenny Hulsen taught me how to play Liar's Dice (she's really good at it). I had a great time, but it seems like my mom and dad were really tired afterwards. I don't really get it, since I slept in grammy and grampy's room every night. Mom and Dad must be getting old!

I hate the pool

So my mom had this great idea. She got me a pool. Evidently, some kids like this. I do not. Even seeing the pool makes me cry. It's horrible. But I do look damn cute in my swimsuit. Oh yeah, and she threw a ball at my face. I love summer.